Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Sunday, March 18, 2007

Help me break out of my shell of suckiness

Jako że moja praca nad poprawą siebie oraz świata jako takiego jest o dupe rozbić, a moja frustracja sięga zenitu, oświadczam co następuje:

1. Nie piję alkoholu - wogóle, dożywotnio.
2. Nie masturbuję się - dotąd aż mi jaja odpadną.

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

5 Rules for Men to Follow to Have a Happy Life

1. It is important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, leans and has a job.

2. It is important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It is important to have a woman whom you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It is important to have a woman who is 'talented' in the bedroom and who really likes to be with you.

5. It is very, very important that these four women don't know each other. :-)